Cat!

Hot naked babes with big fish. Ha ha!

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Watch the video.
Please just watch it.

I am weeping

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Karl Pilkington - Crisp Picker Upper - Idiot Abroad 2: Bucket List

Science: real life is about 1.041 *10^69 Gigabytes.
Addendum: This is strictly physical storage. There’s no actual way to calculate the energy, so this just the atom count for the >Forseeable< universe.
When Oedipus reached Thebes, he encountered a Sphinx.
“If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?”, the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment. “Probably one of those new Pokemon”, he finally replied. “There’s like 600 of them, I’d be surprised if one of them DOESN’T change its number of legs whilst evolving”.
“Fair enough, man”, spoke the Sphinx. “I can’t reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass.”
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